Wow…newy girls. And then that dude that picks her up…really?!
All I want to do:
Is piss this fucking assignment right off, smoke bongs and sleep til the end of semester. Fuck uni with a rusty spoon.
Hahaha truer words, i’ve never heard.
(Source: morgasm4days, via bandaidcoversthebullethole)
Slow down Tubby! You’re not on the moon yet!
Probably one of my favorites.
(Source: eyeonspringfield)



