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Wow…newy girls. And then that dude that picks her up…really?!

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Today my friend kerby dropped all these photos he’d found on his phone from our last road trip, i wish i could make this my facebook profile pic.

Today my friend kerby dropped all these photos he’d found on his phone from our last road trip, i wish i could make this my facebook profile pic.

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fuck this is cool.

fuck this is cool.

(Source: wearerad)

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All I want to do:

Is piss this fucking assignment right off, smoke bongs and sleep til the end of semester. Fuck uni with a rusty spoon.

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Hahaha truer words, i’ve never heard.

Hahaha truer words, i’ve never heard.

(Source: morgasm4days, via bandaidcoversthebullethole)

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Good night sweet princes, happy 420.

Good night sweet princes, happy 420.

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hahaha imagine being that much of a desperate slut. I lost it for like 10minutes when I first saw this.

hahaha imagine being that much of a desperate slut. I lost it for like 10minutes when I first saw this.

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Slow down Tubby! You’re not on the moon yet!

Probably one of my favorites.

Slow down Tubby! You’re not on the moon yet!

Probably one of my favorites.

(Source: eyeonspringfield)

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A retard if I’ve ever seen one. I did however enjoy playing the boob game with her in highschool. And by boob game I mean me and my friends pretty much sexually harassed her on a daily basis…still she remain friends with us cause she wanted to fuck my mates kearney and then howzy. hahaha

A retard if I’ve ever seen one. I did however enjoy playing the boob game with her in highschool. And by boob game I mean me and my friends pretty much sexually harassed her on a daily basis…still she remain friends with us cause she wanted to fuck my mates kearney and then howzy. hahaha